Massive Libel and Defamation Power

Me and Travis are just discussing the purpose of these blog deals. The only thing I can come up with, is I can now, at the click of my mouse, publish anything I want about anyone, and they can't do a damn thing about it. I can spread vicious lies, horrifying rumors, and just generally make fun of people... and unless I let them, they can't post anything back... we'll start for example with this:

Dane aka Grewrt the Great once had sex with a bowl of tapioca pudding...

How's that for starters?